when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.
HOW LONG HAVE I LIVED IN THIS COUNTRY AND NOT KNOWN THAT THE COINS MATCH UP LIKE THAT
HOW LONG
MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
(via 28 Ways You Identify With Dorothy From “The Golden Girls”)
The OG queen of sassMY queen of everything.
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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